Microbiome-Aware Personal Hygiene

Soothe inflamed perineal skin.

Perfect for irritated, dry, and itchy skin or minor fissures. Contains zero preservatives to protect healthy genital bacterial flora.

10% of this salve is powerful anti-inflammatory gorgonian extract to help soothe the gentle skin around the opening of the urethra and heal vaginal or anal fissures. 

The salve’s base is pure, cold-pressed, non-refined evening primrose oil grown in the USA.

How we make it

Only potent ingredients

No fillers, no gimmicks, just effective ingredients at meaningful concentrations.
We use up to 10 times more gorgonian extract than other products on the market to deliver maximum anti-inflammatory pseudopterosins.

Small batches, made in the USA

We formulate for you, not for the supply chain.
Evening primrose oil doesn’t keep as long other vegetable oils. To make sure you always receive a fresh product, we buy the oil in small quantities and produce our SALVE in small batches.

Contains none of these

Parabens, Polyethylene Glycol (PEG), Preservatives, Fragrances, Hydrogenated oil, Mineral oil.
We also use undiluted, unrefined evening primrose oil, grown and cold-pressed in the USA. Most of the evening primrose oil on the market is grown and processed in China.

Powerful Ingredients

  • Evening primrose oil (~50%)
  • Raw, grade-A shea butter (~15%)
  • Algae oil (~15%)
  • Myrica flower wax (~9%)
  • Gorgonian (Sea Whip) extract (in caprylic/capric triglyceride derived from coconut oil and glycerin) (~10%)
  • Grape seed extract in sunflower oil (less than 1%)
  • Vitamin E (less than 1%)

One bottle = approx. 200 applications

  • Apply to clean, dry skin
  • Use a very small amount (half of a pump) per application
  • Better if stored in a cool, dry place. 


How long does the SALVE last?

One 1 oz. bottle of SALVE contains enough for about 200 applications, which should last for 2-3 months. It is best if used within 3-4 months after opening. 

You can help it stay fresh longer by storing it in a cool, dry place.

How does it smell?

SALVE has a slight nutty smell due to the high concentration of evening primrose oil. 

Is it sticky or greasy?

SALVE is oil-based, so it won’t have a dry finish after application. But, because of its great spreadability, you only need a tiny amount to make a protective film on your skin. It will not feel sticky or greasy (and will not transfer to underwear) if you use the amount you need.

Where do you ship?

Currently, SALVE is only available for customers in the USA. 

Return policy?

No-questions-asked money-back guarantee. Anytime. Just send an email to [email protected] or call/text the number on the label.